Vapid Celebrity Upset That Healthcare Bill Was Written By White Men

Alyssa Milano tweeted her brilliant criticism of the Senate healthcare bill. Does she make a serious critique on public policy grounds? Of course not! The problem with the bill, in the estimation of this genius, is that it was supposedly written by White men. This is just sick. This is also why the Democrats keep losing elections. Americans are sick Continue reading Vapid Celebrity Upset That Healthcare Bill Was Written By White Men

Jerry Seinfeld Makes Excuses for Kathy Griffin

Pathetic. Jerry Seinfeld is making excuses for Kathy Griffin holding the “severed head” of President Trump as being just a “bad joke.” From Breitbart: Jerry Seinfeld has lent his support to Kathy Griffin after the comedian came under fire last week for a photo in which she posed with a fake, bloodied head meant to resemble President Donald Trump, saying Continue reading Jerry Seinfeld Makes Excuses for Kathy Griffin

Chelsea the Magnificent Receives Another Much-Deserved Award

To say that Chelsea Clinton is a once-in-a-lifetime talent would be one of the greatest understatements in the history of mankind. I have spent the last several years of my life researching in vain to identify another person in recorded history whose accomplishments could, in any way, be argued to rival hers. There are no others who ever have (or ever Continue reading Chelsea the Magnificent Receives Another Much-Deserved Award

Huh? Chelsea Clinton to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award

From The Daily Caller: Chelsea Clinton is set to receive a Lifetime Impact award from Variety magazine and Lifetime next month, though it is unclear why. The former first daughter will be honored at a “Power of Women” luncheon on April 21, Variety announced. Jessica Chastain, Gayle King, Blake Lively, Audra McDonald and Shari Redstone will also receive the awards. Continue reading Huh? Chelsea Clinton to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award

Illinois Rejects Bill to Make Barack Obama’s Birthday a State Holiday

From the Chicago Tribune: Former President Barack Obama received a warm reception from his former colleagues in the state legislature when he delivered a speech on the floor of the Illinois House last year, but he didn’t get the same support there Tuesday when lawmakers declined to designate his birthday as a state holiday. Under a new proposal, state facilities Continue reading Illinois Rejects Bill to Make Barack Obama’s Birthday a State Holiday

Billionaire Idiot Mark Cuban Wants to Amend The Constitution to Make Healthcare a “Right”

Mark Cuban is apparently making it his life’s mission to prove that billionaires can be idiots too. To that end, Cuban is arguing that the United States Constitution should be amended to make healthcare a “right.” Only a complete buffoon, with no understanding whatsoever of the consequences of enacting such an amendment, would say something this stupid. All I can Continue reading Billionaire Idiot Mark Cuban Wants to Amend The Constitution to Make Healthcare a “Right”

Most NFL Teams “Genuinely Hate” Colin Kaepernick for His Anti-America Protest

The Bleacher Report is reporting that the main reason why Colin Kaepernick is having a difficult time finding a new team with which to sign is that most teams “genuinely hate him” for his ridiculous anti-America protest he conducted last season by refusing to stand for the National Anthem. Well, welcome to the club. Most of America hates this jackass Continue reading Most NFL Teams “Genuinely Hate” Colin Kaepernick for His Anti-America Protest

America-Hating Racist Colin Kaepernick Cannot Find a Team

Awwwww….. so sad. From The Daily Caller: Colin Kaepernick is having a hard time finding an NFL team willing to sign him on after his American flag protest got him let go from the San Francisco 49ers, in part because teams are worried it might prompt an angry tweet from President Trump. Most teams don’t want to sign Kaepernick because Continue reading America-Hating Racist Colin Kaepernick Cannot Find a Team

Cate Blanchett: My Moral Compass is “In My Vagina”

Must every Hollywood celebrity be a raving lunatic? From Breitbart: Oscar-winner Cate Blanchett has revealed that her ability to judge what is good and what is evil comes directly from her private parts. The Australian actress — set to make her Broadway debut in Andrew Upton’s new adaptation of Chekhov’s Platonov — told Late Show host Stephen Colbert that the Continue reading Cate Blanchett: My Moral Compass is “In My Vagina”