A Perverted and Sick Old Man

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Donald Trump is a sick old man. I am not talking about physically sick, although he is. He is an obese slob of a person. He gets no exercise. He barely sleeps. He spends the late night and early morning hours rage-posting on his cheap Twitter knockoff social media platform. He has disgusting blotchy pale white skin. So nasty is his complexion that he spends hours each day plastering his face with orange clown makeup. He apparently thinks that Burnt Orange #5 applied liberally with a putty knife looks better than his actual skin. I’m sure it does.

He has little control over his bowels. This is probably due to years of prescription drug abuse, as has been reported by many people who have worked closely with him over the years. In preparation for the inevitable self-shitting episodes that reportedly happen quite frequently, the Republican “Alpha Male” wraps himself in an adult diaper each day before draping himself in the same stupid blue suit that is three sizes too big to hide his fat gut. To that end, he also wears a girdle to suck in his enormous girth. He has to keep up appearances, after all. And why not wear a girdle? He already did the clown makeup and adult diaper. He might as well go all the way.

But the truth is, we don’t exactly how sick Donald Trump is since he refuses to release his medical records. Perhaps he does not want us to discover that he is not the perfect specimen of the male form that his mindless cult believes him to be. The rest of us need no medical records to see through the facade. We have eyes. And we have not drunk the Kool-Aid like the drones who go to his rallies or who sit on their recliners watching Fox News for hour after hour until what remains of their minds begin to shut down from the torrent of stupidity, their bodies go numb, and they start to drool on themselves as if they had just been lobotomized and wheeled to the corner of a room in an insane asylum.

Donald Trump’s sickness goes beyond his physical health, or lack thereof. He is also profoundly sick mentally. He never was a smart person. But his rank stupidity is now greatly exacerbated by a mind that is not only diseased in ways that would require a team of psychologists studying him around the clock for years to even have a chance of fully describing, but his mind is also deteriorating before our eyes. Perhaps it is due to his advanced aged, his unhealthy lifestyle, an unreported sexually transmitted disease (which could be another reason for refusing to release his medical records, by the way), years of drug abuse, or perhaps the stress of knowing that when he loses this election that he will eventually be going to prison. Maybe it is a combination of all these factors. Whatever the cause, Trump has a very sick mind.

But Trump is not just physically unwell and mentally ill, but he is also a pervert. We know he is a sexual predator. That he raped a woman has been proven in a court of law. But he is also a disgusting pervert. As evidence, consider what he did during a rally on Friday night. As sometimes happens at such events, there were some technical problems with his microphone. Temporarily without the ability to broadcast his voice to the assembled crowd of half-wits and inbreds, Trump found himself with a problem. What to do? Not to worry. Trump is a natural showman. His instincts kicked in. He knew what to do. So he grabbed the microphone and used it to simulate oral sex. No doubt he was mimicking the many prostitutes he has paid over the years. And what did the crowd do? Well they laughed and cheered, of course. This is the same group of people who lose their minds with rage when Fox News reports on the one or two cases of a man dressing in drag and reading a children’s book to kids sitting in their parents’ laps at a library. “Dangerous and inappropriate for kids!!” they angrily misspell on their Facebook pages. A guy in a wig reading Snow White is dangerous and inappropriate, but a 34 time convicted felon and adjudicated rapist who tried to overthrow the republic running for President and simulating oral sex on stage is not. Quite the contrary, that man is celebrated as the personification of Christian virtue by the MAGA Cult.

You can watch a clip of Trump’s disgusting performance below, but make sure that there are no kids around.